Literature
Irony
It was just another day for Brendan Mooney. He had slept in to the far into the afternoon, and was now waking up to find himself in an enormous, plush bed. The colorful sheet and pillows were not what he remembered going to bed on. Drowsily, he slipped out of bed and stumbled through the house. With a hangover thumping in his head, he couldnt exactly see straight and eventually met with a wall. He smashed back down onto a hard tile floor, creating quite a loud noise.
Head spinning, Brendan opened his eyes to find a blonde young woman staring down at him. She laughed in high, bell-like pitch at his bewilderment and then helped him up.